jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 
Rules:
MBF me (jerkidiot)
Must reblog/like this post
Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.
Winner will get:
The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)
5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!
That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 

Rules:

MBF me (jerkidiot)

Must reblog/like this post

Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.

Winner will get:

The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)

5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!

That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

(via jerkidiot)

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

(via mrsherb3rt)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(via moistbottom)

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

(via chanclelures)

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

(via chanclelures)

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

(via moistbottom)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via jerkidiot)

55 Reading Questions

nonomella:

berunagirl:

1. Favorite childhood book?
2. What are you reading right now?
3. What books do you have on request at the library?
4. Bad book habit?

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(Source: jessanmiramon)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via regina-cordium)

martininamerica:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

Give me a sequel to this.

(Source: dysfunctiocerebri, via may10baby)